Wall Street Bets and Speculation vs Investing

Wall Street Bets and Speculation vs Investing

The subreddit r/wallstreetbets is in the limelight for numerous reasons at present. Known as WSB (wall street bets) it was established back in 2012 and was a relatively quiet sub for many years. It rose to prominence during the initial period of 2021 for its noteworthy contribution in the Game Stop (GME) short squeeze that occurred subsequently.

The trading strategies in this subreddit are intense - high risk / high reward. The comments are filled with profanity and strong language. The key word is “bets” in the name as it encourages speculation as opposed to investments. Keep in mind, its byline is “Like 4chan found a Bloomberg terminal”.

Glossary of Terms Used on WSB

First of all, you won’t know what the heck is going on if you try to read WSB like a normal person.

The WSB subreddit is renowned for the colorful language and slang the users indulge in. It is downright misogynistic, abusive. While funny at times some people might find it disgusting.

Here is a glossary of terms to help you decipher the jargon in WSB:

  • Retards – average investors
  • Degenerates – average investors
  • Apes – average investors
  • Autists – investors who can “see” into the market and know how to profit
  • Gay Bears – people who think the market or a given stock will go down in price
  • Meme status – a stock that is so popular people start making all kinds of funny memes. For example Gandalf saying the stock will go to $1,000 or lots of expositions, light saber fights, and other mayhem.
  • YOLO – you only live once (in other words, risk everything, including next month’s rent)
  • FOMO – fear of missing out
  • Paper Hands – selling early
  • Diamond Hands – holding a position even when it drops
  • HODL - how WSB users encourage each other to hold a position
  • Stonks - stocks
  • Suits – wall street pros / executives
  • Tendies - profits, as in chicken tenders
  • DD – due diligence (research), note the bra cup size reference
  • To The Moon – stocks going up
  • Green Dildos – bar charts with green peaks
  • Your wife’s boyfriend - literally your wife’s boyfriend who you will be able to afford buying a lamborghini after your tendies come in
     

Short Term Speculation "Gambling" Vs. Long Term "Investing"

Let’s take a step back and review some terminology so we can put WSB action in perspective. It is important to be able to mentally separate speculation, gambling, and investing. Although all involve betting on something we can understand the key differences between them upon deeper observation.

Speculation

Speculation is about short term future price movement (up or down). Generally the idea is to make a quick profit. Most of what you see on r/wallstreetbets is “recommendations” to speculate on a given meme stock.

Traders on r/wallstreetbets often use cheap out of the money options that expire soon to speculate on price movements. If it goes their way, the % profit can be huge (1000%+). In this way they are using maximum leverage, which only increases the risk of a 100% loss by the same factor. No risk = no reward. For example there are reported cases of users taking out college loans to bet on high risk options that will either make them completely broke (99.999% chance) or super rich (0.0001% chance).
 

Gambling

Gambling is an activity in which you wager your money against other competitors in a bet dependent on chance and probability. However the main difference between gambling and investing is that a gambler will gradually lose their funds as the rounds progress because the house always has a small statistical advantage. The house advantage is present in the way a roulette wheel is designed, or the code in a slot machine. With blackjack or professional poker the house advantage is arguably not as bad, but you get the idea.

With investments fees do come into play, but these are minimized for long term investors.
 

Investing

Assets play the primary role in investments. That is to say investing is tied to an actual tangible profit earning vehicle, as opposed to a chance outcome or short term price movement. An investment may involve stocks, mutual funds, bonds, real estate and so on.

As compared to gambling or speculating, investments prove to be more beneficial for an investor with a long-term vision. 

A lot of the due diligence on WSB looks like it advocates for investing, and perhaps it does in some small way, but mostly what WSB is about is pure speculation.
 

Trend Analysis Sites for WSB

Even considering the foul language, massive losses, and juvenile humor there is a surprising amount of interest in tracking what is popular on r/wallstreetbets. Coders have created tools to analyze sentiment, ticker mentions, comment frequency, etc. Here are a few example sites that mine the data in WSB:

Conclusion

Have fun browsing r/wallstreetbets - AT YOUR OWN RISK! You might be better off reading The Onion, taking investment tips from Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys...


 



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